The Beagle Rules

  • 1. The beagle is not allowed in the house.
  • 2. OK, the is beagle allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  • 3. The is beagle allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  • 4. The beagle can get on the old furniture only.
  • 5. Fine, the beagle is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  • 6. OK, the beagle is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  • 7. The beagle can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  • 8. The beagle can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
  • 9. The beagle can sleep under the covers every night.
  • 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the beagle.
  • 11. In all cases of dispute ...

    • THE BEAGLE RULES!

    Beagle Property Laws

    The Beagle Property Laws.
  • 1. If I like it, it's mine.
  • 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  • 3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  • 4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  • 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.
  • 6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
  • 7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
  • 8. If it's edible, it's mine.
  • 9. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.
  • 10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.
  • 11. If I get tired of it, it's yours.
  • 12. If I want it back...... it's mine

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